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No. 002 · Italian brainrot
Bombardiro Crocodilo
Crocodylus bombardierus
A crocodile’s head on the body of a military bomber.
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- Habitat
- Low-altitude airspace, Reels, YouTube Shorts
- First observed
- Early 2025
- Diet
- Unconfirmed. Witnesses decline to comment.
- Call
- Its own name, shouted over engine noise
- Composition
- Crocodile, 1. Bomber, 1.
Conservation status
EXEWCRENVUNTLC
Endangered
Field notes
The apex predator of the Italian group, with the darkest lore of any specimen here, which in brainrot makes it the most loved. It usually flies in formation with Bombombini Gusini.
At the printer
Split versions print cleanest: wings flat on the bed, head on its own.