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No. 044 · Italian brainrot
Bambini Crostini
Cervus crustulum
A young brown deer with a croissant in place of its torso.
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- Habitat
- The Red Carpet, a natural spawn
- First observed
- 2025
- Diet
- Butter, structurally
- Call
- A small, flaky bleat
- Composition
- Fawn, 1. Croissant torso, 1.
- Game rarity
- Epic, in Steal a Brainrot
Conservation status
EXEWCRENVUNTLC
Least concern
Field notes
A natural Red Carpet spawn rather than a fuse-machine build, which puts it among the more accessible Epics on this list. The croissant torso holds its shape better than the pastry it is named for.
At the printer
Print the croissant layers as ridges, not a smooth dome, or it reads as an egg.