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No. 032 · Italian brainrot
Cacto Hipopotamo
Hippopotamus cactaceus
A tall cactus wearing yellow slippers, with a hippo’s face.
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- Habitat
- A December update, alongside two other releases
- First observed
- December 2025
- Diet
- Water, sparingly
- Call
- A slow, contented grunt
- Composition
- Cactus body, 1. Hippo face, 1. Slippers, 2.
- Game rarity
- Rare, in Steal a Brainrot
Conservation status
EXEWCRENVUNTLC
Least concern
Field notes
Released the same update as two other Brainrots, in a batch that leaned hard on animal-plant crossovers. The slippers are the only concession to comfort a cactus gets.
At the printer
Print the spines short and blunt, sharp ones are the first thing to snap off in the mail.