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No. 008 · Italian brainrot
Chimpanzini Bananini
Pan musaceus
A chimpanzee living inside a banana.
Find free 3D prints on Yeggi ↗The real science
The creature is invented. These parts are real.
- Chimpanzee
- Humans and chimpanzees differ by only about 1.2% across the DNA sequences that line up between the two species. Smithsonian Human Origins Program↗
- Banana
- Bananas are faintly radioactive from their potassium-40. Scientists teach radiation doses with a unit called the banana equivalent dose, about 0.1 microsieverts. Wikipedia↗
Field data
- Habitat
- Fruit bowls, the jungle canopy
- First observed
- Spring 2025
- Diet
- An open question, given the banana
- Call
- Its own name, at a gentle pace
- Composition
- Chimpanzee, 1. Banana, 1.
Conservation status
EXEWCRENVUNTLC
Least concern
Field notes
Whether the banana is a home, a costume, or part of the animal is still under review. The gentlest specimen in the guide by a wide margin, and a safe first sighting for younger observers.