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No. 009
Fig. 009. Bos saturnius

No. 009 · Italian brainrot

La Vaca Saturno Saturnita

Bos saturnius

A cow’s head on the planet Saturn, walking on legs.

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The real science

The creature is invented. These parts are real.

Cow
A cow sees almost 300 degrees around itself without turning its head. Ag Safety and Health, eXtension Foundation
Saturn
Saturn’s average density is 0.687 grams per cubic centimeter, less than water. In a big enough ocean, it would float. BBC Sky at Night Magazine

Print notes

The rings need supports. So does the premise.

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Field data

Habitat
Low orbit, the outer solar system
First observed
Spring 2025
Diet
Space grass
Call
A moo with a long echo
Composition
Cow, 1. Planet, 1. Legs, a few.

Conservation status

Data deficient

Field notes

The only specimen in the guide with rings. It lives too far away for fieldwork, so most of what we know comes from edits. Real Saturn is less dense than water. This one’s density is unknown.

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